Friday, October 23, 2009

The Black Bra

How about we all try this and report back???!!!!
Still laughing...happy weekend
love and light

The Black Bra (told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is
a mistress and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men
by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and
a mask over our eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a
black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

He saw me and said,'You are the woman of my dreams. I love
you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my
eyes.When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word but he started to
tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.

When he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'


Sarah said...

LOL~!!! Oh man, this is an incredible story!!!! Love it!

Widge said...

hahahahahahahahahaha!!! awesome. Cat women XO

Tressa Bailey said...

ROFLMFAO....That was too funny!

Leen said...

OMG! That is hysterical!

jennifer said...

The apropriate answer would be "Fend for yourself Joker."

Anonymous said...

LOVE your response Jennifer!!!!! good on ya!